My Poor Brain

Every once in a while, when I'm reading a sign, I read the wrong words. And not just a little wrong, either. Once I read a sign which said:

COFFEE AND DONUT 35¢

as:

CHEESE AND DOUCHE 35¢

that was one hell of a double-take. But not as much as when I passed Nomad this morning and saw a lovely neon sign reading:

BABY PIERCING

Luckily, I was able to stay on the bike.