Thursday, August 11, 2011

Today's Sightings

Q: What's worse than a Hummer?
A: A Hummer parked blocking the bike lane.

Q: What's worse than that?
A: A Hummer STRETCH LIMO blocking the bike lane?

Q: And what's worse than THAT?
A: A HOT PINK Hummer stretch limo blocking the bike lane!



But seriously: at some point it just crosses over into COMEDY.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Bikes of SF

Bikes of Sf Poster



OK, everybody else in the world has already blogged about this, but I can't resist. This poster is all kinds of awesome.



The only real problem here is that I see the so-called "Tenderloin" bicycle all over the city.



Tor Weeks made it, but she's sold out. Mission Bicycle still has them in stock.

Guide to the Traffic Signals on the Great Highway

RED: There are no pedestrians within miles of this intersection.

GREEN: At any moment now, somebody with a couple of dogs on a leash will pop their head out, jitter for a moment like a frightened squirrel, and dash across the street right in front of you.

NO SIGNAL (between intersections): Surfer crossing.

Hope this helps.