Altered States

Passing by a MUNI stop. A man wearing a Greek fisherman's cap, with his arm in a sling, is loudly proclaiming to a middle-aged Asian woman.

"I swear to God. And I'm not under the influence of any medication or anything. I swear. Well, not for the last three days, anyway. Actually, maybe that's the problem. But I swear I just saw the bus drive up, and pull away without even opening its doors."

Your witness, counselor.