MUNI Mayhem

I took MUNI last night (the bike's in the shop). It was enough to remind me why I never take MUNI.

I'm in Montgomery station. I can hear an outbound train approaching, and see its headlights in the tunnel.

The robotic female voice on the P.A. says, "Approaching: Outbound. J."

The red-LED sign reads, "NOW IN SUBWAY: N. 2 MIN: NN."

The big flat-panel TV is dead, of course.

The train arrives. It's a K.

I think we'd be actually better off with a couple of Mooninite signs, and the two drunks from the Bill Cosby bit, "A Nut In Every Car."