Q: What's worse than a Hummer?
A: A Hummer parked blocking the bike lane.
Q: What's worse than that?
A: A Hummer STRETCH LIMO blocking the bike lane?
Q: And what's worse than THAT?
A: A HOT PINK Hummer stretch limo blocking the bike lane!
But seriously: at some point it just crosses over into COMEDY.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Friday, August 5, 2011
Bikes of SF
Guide to the Traffic Signals on the Great Highway
RED: There are no pedestrians within miles of this intersection.
GREEN: At any moment now, somebody with a couple of dogs on a leash will pop their head out, jitter for a moment like a frightened squirrel, and dash across the street right in front of you.
NO SIGNAL (between intersections): Surfer crossing.
Hope this helps.
GREEN: At any moment now, somebody with a couple of dogs on a leash will pop their head out, jitter for a moment like a frightened squirrel, and dash across the street right in front of you.
NO SIGNAL (between intersections): Surfer crossing.
Hope this helps.
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